Put me in, Coach

This was
in the Waco  Tribune Herald, Waco, TX Nov 18, 2010

Put me in  charge
. . .

Put me in charge of  food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star
cards; no  cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for  50-pound bags of rice
and beans, blocks of  cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul  away. If
you want steak and frozen pizza, then  get a job.

Put me in charge
of  Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women  Norplant birth control
implants or tubal  ligations. Then, we’ll test recipients for  drugs, alcohol,
and nicotine and document all  tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce
or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and  piercings, then get a job.

Put me in  charge of government housing. Ever live in a  military
barracks?

You will  maintain our property in a clean
and good state  of repair. Your “home” will be subject to  inspections anytime
and possessions will be  inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox  360, then
get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present
a check stub from a job each week or you will  report to a “government” job. It
may be cleaning  the roadways of trash, painting and repairing  public housing,
whatever we find for you. We  will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile  tires
and your blasting stereo and speakers and  put that money toward the “common
good..”

Before you write that I’ve violated  someone’s rights,
realize that all of the above  is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our
rules.. Before you say that this would be  “demeaning” and ruin their “self
esteem,”  consider that it wasn’t that long ago that  taking someone else’s
money for doing absolutely  nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other  people’s mistakes we should at
least attempt to  make them learn from their bad choices. The  current system
rewards them for continuing to  make bad choices.

AND While you are
on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE!  Yes that is correct. For you to
vote would be a  conflict of interest. You will voluntarily  remove yourself
from voting while you are  receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to
vote, then get a  job.

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About drrik

3rd career and 2nd childhood. Spends spare time repairing old things. Aspires to burn more gasoline, gunpowder, and ink in pursuit of slowing down. Child of the 60s and aspiring student of history. No desire to see us repeat the failed social experiments that keep failing for lack of human beings that meet the left wing standards and have to be killed off. Did engineering long enough to realize that very little is new and the wheel does not need to be reinvented.
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