Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.